Neptunescape Go, Home! Neptunescape

The boys surveyed the xenosexual smorgasboard. “I want one with multiple butts!” Tubesteak said, his preferences formed at an early age based on bad information, a Sheb Wooley novelty song he took to be true:

Every part of you gives me fits
Your segment eyes and furry lips
But you know what I’ll mostly miss?
Your blue moons
Your blue moons
Your round and blue
Neptunian moons

Tubesteak wasn’t going to find that here. Mickey only hired classy alien ladies.

From Go, Mutants, p. 261

Go, Home! Go, Home! Go, Home! neptunemen